Expensive stuff don’t sell that much. 

I bought my daughter’s Kia Soul a few months ago. It was a solidly “fine” experience, which is as high as my dealer-o-meter goes. It was fast and they gave me the deal they quoted. But anything to improve the experience would be welcome.

The driver’s seat in my truck disagrees. 

First the Murano CrossCabriolet, now this? At this rate, Nissan will kill off all their ass-ugly cars in the next 5 years. Then what? 

“It’s then alleged that Mr. Turner came back out and approached Mr. Bailey. Once again, his mother tried to intervene between the two of them. During that time, she was shot a total of five times - all of those injuries occurring to her legs,” Nance said.

The Rivian looks dope, but the F-150 might actually be affordable.

That’s badass. Looks like something Kriss Kross would have worn. 

Hopefully when it gets in a fender bender, the Tesla will instruct the driver to just park right there in the travel lane, get out of the car, and stand there looking at the minor damage rather than move off the road. Most people already know to do this, but some don’t know the etiquette.

I prefer to engage in what I call short-smelling. I take big whiff of a company’s CEO before decide whether or not to invest. I expected Elon to smell like bullshit, but actually he smelled of peppermint and lilac. So my entire life savings is now in Tesla. Wish me luck.

Is it too late for them to change their name to Edison?

I strictly limit myself to only the dankest memes while driving, so I’m much safer than the rest of you bozos.

When the tailgate is down, exhaust just gets routed into the cab. Should be fine. 

Just don’t call it Tailgate-gate. I know it’s tempting, but please don’t do it. Tailghazi is much better.

Now who’s the jackass with too much money?

That hasn’t been my experience at all — in fact, Subaru has multiple commercials starring dogs.

Torch is busy at the auto show. 

I have had a series of duds (1995 GM Products)

Dogs typically don’t care for Subarus. 

Is there even anything in the design that acknowledges the old Blazers? A little easter egg or something?

If the Aztec needed fixing (debatable), it really just needed the gray plastic shit removed. This guy’s fix just made it boring looking.