It’s not physically possible to microwave two burritos at the same time. This is an urban myth. 

Probably should have been quoted.

The Beefy Mean is my favorite thing at Taco Bell. I just wish it wasn’t seasonal. 

My buddy Theseus was wondering the same thing. I’ll let him know when we come to a consensus.

So hot snow falls up, like in Brazil? 

The Soul is a fantastic car at the bottom end. I bought a 2019 base automatic in November for $14,900. Nothing else at that price even came close. But once you start creeping towards the higher trims it’s not such an easy sell due to the low rent interior materials.

Versa Note, with enough left over for a decent disguise. 

But think how much more window washer fluid you’ll use with that huge windshield. That’s where they get you. 

Dang. Unfortunately I have a couple right-hand turns on my commute.

Maybe BMW can just start building scooters. Those things are everywhere. 

I think he owns their biggest competitor, Trader Sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan’s. But I’m not positive about that.  

I bet he parks it in the compact spot up front at Trader Joe’s. 

It’s definitely not a coupe, but that’s a good thing. I had a B6 Passat and it wasn’t that great, but for $6k, if it’s running well I’ll throw it an NP.

I’ve made that joke like 10 ten times the past few years. I gotta get some new material. It wasn’t that funny to begin with.

That’s why he deserves to rest peacefully for a little while. He’s the hardest working man in the biz.

Pedants of the world, untie! 

In Soviet Russia, Venus probe you!

I’m a big Audi fan, but until they significantly update the R8, the TT-RS would be my choice. But ask me 10 years ago, and the R8 was the straight up business. 

Figures it would be in Prokopyevsk. That’s the Montreal of the Florida of Russia. Maybe. 

A lot of the car is missing, but I wouldn’t say I’m missing it.