In my head, my dog refers to me as "mistress" and pledges her undying affection. In reality, it's more like "bitch where's my squeaky toy?"

The real rock star is Pippa. She carted around her sister's train while wearing a fishtail dress and heels and didn't trip once. Give that girl a beer or, even better, Harry's phone number.

I have now tried three times to express my grief in this post. The words just seem to fail me. How to explain the profound influence a fictional character had on a budding young nerd girl? She made me want to be the confident, strong person I have become. I'm off to sob over School Reunion and toast her with a…

Having lost in the first round, we Boston Terrier lovers throw our support behind the PUG!

Now, even we Jews have a reason to look forward to Easter!

Here's an interview with Anthony Geary where he confesses he had an affair with Elizabeth Taylor. You go girl!

I guess Hef is going to have to invoke the penalty clause in that "employment" contract.

Oh if only gawkerdating still existed......

Shit. I completely wasted that trip to Budapest.

Boston Terriers totally deserve their own category. Their cuteness cannot be constrained.

I swore to my little Boston that I would never make her wear funny clothes but after seeing that adorable face, I might buy her a boa of her very own.

@fulanita: I snorted wine out my nose at the thought of Real Housewives of Sweetwater.

@ShanaElmsford: Former Floridians unite. Of course, I would have been even more excited if it were the Real Housewives of Westchester.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K" and

Without a doubt it's my hometown: Miami. Between the road rage, modelizing and refusal to speak English, it is sheer hell. I moved someplace much more friendly: New York.

Good lord that thing was awful. It took several hours of Ovation's Firefly marathon to scrub the stench from my living room.

@mgallagher713: DC cops are brutal. In my life, I have only known three people who have received jaywalking tickets and all three were in DC.

@ZanipoloLebron: I yearn for the simple days when vampires were evil and snarly instead of girly and sparkly.

Yep. I'm old. Star Wars wasn't even around when I was giving my first Vulcan salute. TOS is still my favorite.

Katie - Now that you're here it would be a shame to let your vast experience at Deadspin go to waste. More hot athletes with cocky, smoldering looks, please.