Oh if only Jezebel had such a glitch during the great cake vs. pie debate.

@djscruffy: It was the first Heinlein book I ever read (and I was 12) so it will always be one of my favorites.

That dog is so cute, who wouldn't want to nibble on his ear? Bostons really are the best.

@Burke: Captain Pike!

No Christine, you are not me. I believe in evolution, a woman's right to choose and masturbation.

Oh please let there be a Brad/Taylor reunion show. PLEASE???

Tyra did it on ANTM so it must be OK.

Considering the two nutjobs who raised her, I've been on the "Poor Lindsey" bandwagon for a while but I'm officially getting off of this crazy train. No, Lindsey, a Vanity Fair cover does not grant you magical super powers that make you impervious to drug tests. Grow the fuck up.

@Strict: Here's to Pauline. I'm cranking the ABBA and hoisting a frosty one.

Ahh. The (not-so) Secret Life of Bees.

I would love to see a Summer as Vampire spin-off. THAT would be scary.

Growing up, it was always Doctor Who and Jack Horkheimer. That nasally voice and impressive 'stache inspired a three-year childhood obsession with astronomy. Thanks Jack.

@jemandtheholograms: That boy brings out all of my worst Mrs. Robinson tendencies.

@TellAllYourFriends: Indeed. Gin makes me slutty.

@Julius Seizure - Proud Canuck: I love Laurie Anderson. In the 80's, I had her on my answering machine (yes, an actual machine with a tape in it).

I like beards. They tickle.

@Azraelle: That could be one of the most irresponsible things I have ever heard. How can a teacher possibly teach a book he/she has never read???

@mrs_weasley: @nic-nic: Sit over here and we can reminisce about when MTV had VJs.

Last World Cup, I was working with a bunch of Germans, Brazilians and Argentines who organized a World Cup pool. Knowing nothing about the sport I made my picks based solely on the players' looks. Guess who won? Go Italy!

Last World Cup, I was working with a bunch of Germans, Brazilians and Argentines who organized a World Cup pool. Knowing nothing about the sport I made my picks based solely on the players' looks. Guess who won? Go Italy!