Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

Reads Fiero-based car

Actually i quite like it in green too, either way i’m not fussy.

This is a man who has reached the pinnacle of his life several decades too early. What will he do tomorrow? Does it matter?

[Why does this man look so pensive? Perhaps it’s because he knows he already has all he needs in life: a Daihatsu Charade Diesel Turbo. Photo Credit: Daihatsu]

How can something which has never lived truly be alive? But alas, what does it actually mean ‘to live’? Does a 996 not feel pain when its IMS bearings fail, resulting in catastrophic engine failure? Does an All Road not suffer from indignity when driving around on a sagging suspension, forcing its owner to commute to…

“That pressure change can cause a crack, that crack can start a leak, and that leak can start a fire and that fire can cause burning and teeth gnashing and that burning and teeth gnashing can cause gingivitis and that gingivitis can cause erectile dysfunction and that erectile dysfunction can cause anger and that…

Can you point on the doll where the motorcycle touched you? Was it your no-no zone?

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

Land of the free*

Porsche 912E. Looked like a 911. Was not a 911. 86 horsepower. 0-62 in 13.5 seconds.

The official car of men that like to be called Daddy

He’s considering legit trades valued at $20k though, so you could trade him your Range Rover and make a quick $5.52 mil on the resale.

How do I feel about that? I would go out in the evening with a can of wax and some very soft rags and feel about it in ways that made the neighbors vaguely uncomfortable.

This car needs no introduction.

Uhhhh.... we said “worst car,” not “CLEARLY THE GREATEST VEHICLE OF ALL TIME”

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

Well I was having a good Friday, but now it's an awesome Friday. I don't have to be #1, I'm just ecstatic I made it on the list.

Yeah that was me. It was a long ass flight I'll tell you that. Lol