What a bitch.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

Some people simply shouldn’t have children. If 99% of people either resisted societal pressure to have kids or waited until they were emotionally stable and financially prepared before having them, we’d crush poverty within 20 years.

Ding ding ding!

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

So are we going to bet on when divorce papers are going to be served?

to me this screams “nameless stylist hates her fucking job and is laughing her ass off”