#BlackTopMatters

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Things could have gone worse for Baxter.

I’ll go to my grave believing that if Kentucky played Tyler Ulis over Andrew Harrison last year they would’ve won the National Championship (probably should’ve played Devin Booker over his brother, too).

Worse than the “wait until your phone is out to talk” is the “wait until you are almost asleep to bring up major decisions” move. If I am in a bed with my eyes closed, it is not the time to discuss mortgages, career changes, children, etc. Are you an insane person?

Go Derps

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

I watched this goal about a dozen times, and every time I don’t believe there’s any way it’ll go in.

Not shit. The shit. Big difference.

I was a college kid who made sure to watch this round on a 13" box TV with bunny ear antenna. No fucking golfer will ever again have that kind of magic.

[quote]infested area[/quote]

Whether or not Colin Kaepernick feels comfortable around Chip Kelly probably depends on how well lit the room is.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

After reading this information, I’m willing to let the NCAA off the hook for this one. Haven’t we all regretted texting a cock?

The NCAA really cocked things up by going off half-cocked and calling teams willy nilly in this cockamamie scenario.

Everyone besides the keeper you mean.

That’s a lot of words to say what this guy said with a single t-shirt.

He featured against Latvia and didn’t cause any trouble. But three out of the last four. At least he’s versatile - they came in International, EPL and EPL U-21 action.

As for the keen interest asgardian relics, it’s probably best to keep that aspect Loki.

These two actually have a lot in common. Afterward each took out his frustration on some guy in a cage.