Just going to leave this here:

I mean I didn’t put it under the owner’s pillow. As I said, only the night before trash is about to be collected. So not for a week. For about 12 hours while they are peacefully unaware and sleeping.

I would probably do this, but no apartments on or near the walking route.

I get that. Which is why I only ever do it the night before our neighborhood’s trash is collected and when the bins are already on the curb.

I feel like our dogs would get along.

Not to mention you will have to buy new sheets every day of your life. That’s not cheap!

Tangentially related:

TL;DR: Don’t rape people or commit a felony for flashing your junk at minors.

Do you write bedtime stories for a living?

Not a black mark on him

Me too. I hear Thailand is lovely in April.

It would make for an even sweeter, albeit already plenty sweet, narrative. Every non-Spurs fan on the planet would be biting their nails and waiting for the underdog glory story to manifest.

And imagine if you lived in the deep south and your AC broke. The stink-palm the next morning would be visibly radioactive.

Grew up in SC. Can confirm.

I honestly think - as it was pointed out earlier - that Roman Abramovich just saw a shiny new forward as the answer to the aging Drogba and Anelka. Factor in the January transfer, where prices are typically inflated, and the fact that Liverpool would only accept a bid from a domestic challenger for the top-4 that is…

Indeed he does. I just think it was more because Drogba and Anelka at that point were on the wrong side of 30.

I think it’s because it’s Friday and I’m in a good mood, but I really really enjoyed that. +1

Not sure how much Shevchenko had to do with it, he left in the summer of ‘09, a year and a half before Torres arrived at Chelsea.

Area bartender here. We have this incredible painting of Prince from a local artist, among other great musicians, in our bar. One of our wells is also Rain Vodka. Throw in a little Creme de Violette and BAM - $5 Purple Rain shots will be our special tonight.

This would make the boarding process last as long as most domestic flights.