Honest question. Despite Redford’s age, can we not assume that this was, in fact, a joke?

Well of course he has to admit guilt. Anyone who watched his free kick against Liverpool last week knows he’s capable of scoring on 15 year-old girls. Fucking Mignolet.

It’s actually not that unusual. Depending on certain jurisdictions, firemen are often trained in ALS (Advanced Life Support) and could aid in care if need be. Furthermore, a lot of ambulances only have two people - one of them being the driver. The option of just having sheer numbers to respond will mean better care…

I think the glum look is because by plugging Barbasol their chances of being eaten by dinosaurs has increased exponentially.

So dumb.

Laughed out loud at this.

Bartender here, though not a Sazerac aficionado by any means.

Thank you for replying to the question that seemingly went right over Kevin’s head.

Beer and a previously requested day off on Monday.

Not when you consider the style that Klopp showed at Dortmund. But in general, yeah, having at least one or two on the roster to give a different look would be helpful.

Oh I’m not suggesting we have competent out and out wingers. I’m saying that if you fix the spine, we won’t need them.

I think the “transfer committee” issue that has seemingly plagued Liverpool recently is such a crock of shit. Every fucking team has a committee of some sort that scouts players and determines who should and shouldn’t be given offers. Every. Single. One.

Only things I would disagree with are the wingers. It’s the spine of the team that is failing at the moment.

Yep!

For me, it’s “here’s an actual medical report that is likely to get someone fired even if they deserve it” vs. “here are the rumors.”

Well now we have to know which one.

Yep, pretty much this.

1. You can bet your ball sack that if they are willing to offer so much dough to the club then the player salaries are going to be fucking outrageous. Heard from a friend earlier (I know, I know) that the Teixeira deal will see him bust into the top 10 of highest-paid players in the world. I have no proof to back…

Probably noteworthy that this news breaks the Friday before the Super Bowl. Maybe Rick’s timing isn’t quite as bad as we all think.

You monster