This is the snowbrodiest explanation of events that have ever snowbro’ed.

Ohhhh that does make it a bit more interesting. I wonder how soon after that goal they showed the time? Could it have been a case of the time being determined already, and maybe only just after they confirmed the 7 mins the official made the decision that a bit more needed to be added?

I didn’t see the end of this game, only the replay above. So forgive me if I’m missing something, but it’s not unusual (or wrong) for the officials to add on another minute to the previously determined injury time if there was a goal during that spell. Which there was.

I, for one, don’t point to the skill of Ben Arfa to make that assumption. I see it as inferior because this is a game between the current 2nd and 3rd best teams in Ligue 1 and look at the stands. Both of these squads are in prime position to make the CL, and Nice on average just barely see 50% of the seats filled.

Team anti-leather sofa, here. For napping at least. It’s either cold or sticky. I prefer to sink into a warm cocoon of blanket and stuffed cushion.

No?

That’s a pretty good shout. But the whisper of golf announcers, plus occasional sounds of gentle breeze, birds chirping, and soft applause make me feel like everyone associated with that broadcast are willfully encouraging me to fall asleep.

I was pulled over in high school with a cup that previously had beer in it sitting in the holder (my friend in the passenger seat had been drinking, not me). The cup also, for some reason, had a grocery bag balled up inside it. The officer asked to see the cup, and I panicked like any 17 year old would at that moment.…

Golf channel, man.

Oh it’s definitely there. The difference-maker for a lot of the elites in something as fluid as basketball or hockey or soccer is being able to read the game better than opponents. I always say the vision of someone like Nash or Ozil is akin to watching the play unfold from a bird’s eye view camera angle during the…

Apologies, I was talking about LVG.

I’m fairly certain he never really had - and still doesn’t - any intention of staying beyond the three year deal he signed in 2014. So yeah, at this point it seems the only question is whether to terminate the deal early or not.

This was my first thought as well. I remember looking up Mallorca some years ago when I heard Rafa Nadal was from there, and was curious. And holy Hell, if I had the means I would do the same thing.

I think I’m still drunk/hungover from going out with old friends last night. But that’s not important. What IS important is that I’m cry-laughing at your comment. You ended it so perfectly.

The reporter in that video is just trying to be blunt, and not offensive. You’d think LVG would appreciate that philosophy.

Fair enough!

Yeah, for like an hour or two.

Told family I’m working. Told boss I’m going home. Bipity bopity boo, Christmas this year with Chinese food, movies, alcohol. I don’t plan on stepping outside once.

Did you mean January 1st? Or is there a whole swath of people that go out drinking on New Years Day that I don’t know about?