Here, here.

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews needs to come back. Here’s mine:

I saw the article because I follow Kamala Harris, so it definitely isn’t getting enough attention on its own. I don’t even get what the end game is here for the trump administration? Just continuing on with their slum lord ways?

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This fucker...

I didn’t expect anything less from Caitlyn Jenner. She’s a disgrace to trans people everywhere, just like any other minority who engages in the mental gymnastics required to identify as a Republican.

Caitlyn Jenner rolling through a residential neighborhood in her 1960 Bugeye Sprite, her “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” ball cap

Wow, those directors really wanted to take their Edward/Jacob fanfiction to the next level...

So when do you think Taylor Swift or Katy Perry will start shooting their white version of a Livin’ Single episode?

Ask your bestie, Benedict Donald, to borrow a limo or one of those tricked-out black SUVs.

He did? Are we sure he just didn’t accidentally hit “Daughter, Not the Hot One” by mistake?

I laughed audibly at the part about “no-fly zone, what are you gonna do.” That’s a four hour drive, dick. Call a fucking uber.

This guy was going to be the fucking communications director, and he doesn’t understand basic facts about journalism.

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

“Most of what I said was humorous and joking. Legally, it may have been on the record, but the spirit of it was off. And he knew that.”

I think it probably is - the underbelly rumour mill is that this hospital-bed divorce was because reports of his infidelity came out.

Regardless, the kindest, most fatherly thing he can do for the kid is to stay away. His absence would be the gift that keeps on giving.

I’m seriously waiting for the “it’s not even his” revelation.