That show sucked bigly.

I’m not sure what makes me angrier; the fact that Trump is so unbelievably stupid or that he believes that America is as unbelievably stupid as he is.

She does look a little bit like Janis. No insult to Janis; it works for her.

I think everyone will be a winner in that fight

HUMAN MUPPET! MUPPET HUMAN!!

That is some intimate, elitist black humor right there.... like the haute couture version of popping out your glass eye for shits n’ giggles.

Look, I’m not normally one to support women fighting over a dude (especially not when it’s Colin Jost) but oh my god do I want to see Leslie Jones and Scarlett Johanssen fight each other.

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

Jost is the side piece

No! It’s David S. Pumpkins!

It’s Kyle

I... don’t know how to react to this.

That’s her real face? I thought that was an outtake from “White Chicks.”

Look what Donatella can do.

So, health care bill: will it pass the Senate/reconciliation? Will that be enough to take enough of a bite out of [the current occupant of the White House]’s favorability ratings - hovering at 38% - to get impeachment onto the table?

I’m officially an old.

Donald, you are a such a fucking drama queen.

Here’s a tip, clothing manufacturers: if your “summer dress” is made out of 100% polyester then it is not, in fact, a summer dress. It’s a dress-shaped sauna. Ain’t no one got time for that.

Allow me to take a turn on the floor!