True story: the year he hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner I was at the Hilton for another meeting and rushing to get out before they locked down for Secret Service sweep. I bumrushed an elevator and threw myself between the doors as they were closing. Kimmel was on it with a bunch of his production folks…

He was on a misogynistic show 20 years ago. That doesn’t make him a misogynist for life. People grow up, and he seems like a genuine and gregarious guy now.

*whispers* I like him too...

I have nationalised health care where I live now and couldn’t be happier with it. People see it as a public service (like the fire dept or police) which is how it should be. I feel sick even thinking about taking my kids back to the US just because of the healthcare situation.

According to Repugnantcans in other Jez stories, Jimmy K’s baby deserved his heart problems.

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

And Ivanka laughs. If my mom had said something like that in from of a crowd, I’d excuse myself and jam Bic pens in each temple.

But when women support women, they’re just “voting with their vagina.”

I wonder why he thinks he can talk about her that way? This was Donald’s answer to Wendy Williams when she asked him what he has in common with Ivanka...

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss. 

This guy is such a douche canoe.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Thirty bucks says Trump thinks Duterte is actually Clint Eastwood.

Not the beautiful ones.

Or, as Donald says “Duterte is a great, great, wonderful friend of mine who is getting tough on crime in the ... the place where he’s the leader”.

Also let’s not forget that this man reportedly called our former president the son of a whore. So yeah, he is a winner at diplomacy too.

Excellent kinja.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.