This Ain’t The Trump Administration: A XXX Parody starring an orange dildo as President Trump.

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

Sooooo... No to Meals on Wheels, no to Arts, no to healthcare, no to school lunches, but yes to a wall that doesn’t work for a problem that doesn’t exit and mostly runs through virtual deserts, wild nature and no man’s land being pretty.

I always WANTED to like modcloth more than I do. I’m not a thin person, and it was nice to be able to peruse their entire selection, not worry that I’d waste my time falling in love with a garment just to find out they don’t make it in my size. I love the way they set up their reviews, and I love how many of their…

Same. My long standing relationship with Modcloth is officially over.

I refuse to shop at a company whose employees we have to support.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

Nah, fuck her. She helped 45 spread that birther bullshit. I know people feel sorry for her because they think she didn’t sign up for this gig but she supported that asshole through the entire campaign and defended him after the sexual assault allegations came out. She’s a willing partner in all this, and she gets to…

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

I try not to snark on Melania, but why the fuck is her twitter hashtag always #powerofthefirstlady? It’s nonsensical at best and vaguely threatening at worst.

Jerry is so much better for her.

I’m actually giving the side-eye to anyone who hasn’t either

She might as well have pulled the old classic domestic-abuser’s apology of “mistakes were made”.

I have negative sympathy for these people. Actions have consequences, and your crocodile tears aren’t going to get you a thing, except for even more of my scorn. These racist hillbilly motherfuckers can go dry-fuck a rusty knife.

That and they’re claiming their sentences are unfair based on those that made deals. Except that’s the entire incentive in making a deal - you get a lighter sentence and the state doesn’t have to spend time and money trying you.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.