WASHINGTON ROOLS

City, maybe. But Washington State beat everybody. So proud of my state. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-washington-state-lawsuit-trump-travel-ban-20170130-story.html

I don’t hear it either. I mean, I believe it could have happened, but I can’t hear.

I’ve listened to that a few times now and I don’t hear anyone say that. I’m sure that was in his head — probably in the heads of everyone in the room — but I didn’t hear it and as he left the podium his mouth was closed. Firmly, impatiently closed, to be sure.

Like Trump could understand a cogent argument. Apparently Angela Merkel had to try to explain the Geneva Convention to him over the weekend and was unsuccessful.

Let’s be real, if he thought he could use them as slave labor in his hotels, he’d take them.

The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

I’m being told to end my own life by users Mental Iceberg and Tobes the Dog and nobody here is doing anything to stop them.

I just read the Daily Show oral history (sadly, it wasn’t quite good enough to recommend), and I had no idea that Bee was so unknown before TDS. She’s so funny that I just assumed she’d had a whole career I’d missed.

Dick Cheney and the Koch Brothers oppose the Muslim ban. DICK CHENEY and the KOCH BROTHERS think something is reprehensible. I would think that would be enough to make anyone question their life choices.

Trump is Scottish and German/Bavarian, not Irish. Still ok with boiling him though.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

NOPE. She’s ours. We took Bieber and Ted Cruz. WE NEED THIS OK.

I think this is time for the long con. We need some comedian, any comedian to be willing to kiss Cheetolini’s ass for a few months, get invited to the WHCD and then just rip him a new one.

Trump’s Irish, rather than roasting, Sam Bee should boil him.

She is a national treasue for both Canada and the US.

God, I love Samantha Bee. That is all.

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

And doesn’t own a single tie tack.

I still cannot get over how a guy who has as much money as he allegedly has wears such garbage suits.