Reason #4,191,018 to not be president: you’ve got to to get you itinerary approved by every message board poster and Gawker commenter before setting your Out Of Office.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

If you’re assigned to motorcade duty, I think it is your job to know Obama’s travel schedule, and keep the road clear. And if you tackle someone off their bike, you’d better follow procedure and give a citation, or you’re opening yourself up to a lot after the fact.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

Your screen name fits you well.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Yeah, but this is only $850. Real bargain compared to a 10-year-old child.

There’s already a laundry-folding machine, silly. It’s called a 10-year-old child.