Are we sure there’s a door? It is the Coliseum, the rats might have taken it to use as a raft the last time the place flooded

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

You mean I just got the WHOOOOOSHHH treatment?! Aw, FML.

a slasher Sale

Pretty childish act if you ask me. Makes me wonder how he was allowed in the clubhouse for as long as it's been.

White Sox clubhouse is offering a half off sale on throwbacks!

This is very courageous of her to speak out. Good for her. If only Michigan’s defense were as strong.

Usually Redford’s articles just contain factual errors. Good to see he’s expanded his repertoire to grammatical errors as well.

“If you throw that fastball as straight as an arrow and lay it right over the middle of the plate, your liable to watch it fly all the way out of the ballpark.”

SONUVABITCH!

“Rando” was added to the Oxford English dictionary last year actually.

Are you saying he’s not an Asian guy

I really enjoy how they have Krusty the Clown doing the commentary. That “UOHHHHHHHHH” really makes it.

Golf can be a real big jerk...

This shot is not what his personal trainer meant when he said to do some elliptical.

In true British fashion after the ball reversed course and remove all of the progression the golfer had made on it’s behalf it abruptly retired from the world of golfitics.

My favorite all-time quote about professional golf was this gem, courtesy of David Feherty, professional golfer and television announcer:

Greexit.

You couldn’t have timed that collapse better if you tried.