Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

What an absolute masterstroke from Fernando Santos.

I was jerking off when the bulletins came across the TV saying Diana had died. Totally ruined my efforts. No need for a re-try in 10 minutes, it was no use. Thanks a lot, Diana.

Just gonna remove some redundancy in your comment. Still gold though.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Amateur move to wait until the 9th after all the LA fans already leave.

Fade in to Patrick Duffy lying in bed.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

[waits for Ducksch to cry fowl]

Just like some douchey tech bro's kid to have access to a massive printer and laminating machine.

I can’t get over his Dad’s “20 minutes” quote. Mostly because 20 minutes is a real long time to fuck a motionless body. Maybe he meant 20 seconds? Even if you are drunk, at some point you have to feel a little creeped out by your actions, right?

Ummm...we can all see it in the video, but thanks for converting video to text?

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That's a classic case of a dorked bat.

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?

they were dubbed the PR4192