That would be awesome.

What if it’s Edgar? What if it’s J. Edgar?

Her email says Jaime but good guess :)

Jessica Elizabeth. I'm in for $10

The J is Jezebel, right?

JE, may I ask what the E stands for? It’s driving me crazy. Elliot, Elizabeth, Edsel, Evangaline, Eva, Ezeqiel, Ellaine, Ezra, Elsa?

Truth. I currently have at least 2 people in my friends circle of ages 40+ who haven't been to the dentist in 20 years because they were assaulted under anesthesia. They are less afraid that their teeth will fall out of their heads than of being assaulted again

As a man, the judge probably has a family to support, so we should take the whole picture into consideration, and probably cut him some slack. And pay him more.

Not going to lie I was so scared of the dentist for the longest time because I heard stories of women being sexual assaulted while being under anesthesia by dentists. SO I THOUGHT, as a young child, that ALL dentists were terrible child rapists out to get me. I was a very troubled youth.

This is really important, but I can’t move past this:

It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

Is there any reason why you aren’t running the judge’s photo rather than Brock’s (whose mug makes me retch at this point)? Is it a matter of privacy/safety or what?

This might not change your comfort level, but “Daddy Lessons” ends with a little girl (Blue?) saying “Good Job, B!” and then Bey giggling on Lemonade. I giggle at it every time because it’s really cute, so that may just have been an inside wink to Bey and her fans.

Things sure have changed from the one time in the 90s that I tried to go from natural blonde with two years of dyed black hair to bleach blonde in a day. I had a 9 am appointment with a hairdresser who was a social acquaintance. We were at her salon until 11 at night. She cried by lunchtime, then cried again a few…

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

I’m probably being that obnoxious person but diet /= starvation. It doesn’t necessarily even mean eating less food (by volume or weight). Just eating food that is much less calories dense.

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.

Does anyone else have a type in the same way Leo has a type? I guess I could list physical traits that I find particularly alluring, but if you actually lined up all of my past partners they would look like quite a motley crew. But then, I’m not a famous movie star.

I love when people reveal their diets. I hate the whole dog and pony show of “I just have a super high metabolism!” or when SJP said she barely ever worked out, like, I have seen your arms. I know you are doing something.

Because it would be heartbreaking if we ever lose that childlike sense of wonder. So we go on pretending that there’s adventure ahead. Sadly, there’s usually only superfood. Which sadly, isn’t even putting capes on your carrots and making zoom noises.