I’m not a sweaty babe but I’m a total oily-faced babe in the summer. I got this expensive sun protection that of course makes me extra-oily when I’m also wearing foundation so this summer, I’m just doing sun protection and bronzer. The lazy summer look!

Of course! (Not about Kim Kardashian being right—about contouring falling out of fashion.) It’s so much work! Who has the time for it?

Related note: I miss Millihelen, and dishing to all my fave makeup people about the best products.

I am a fan of the dewy look/K beauty/Glossier/Milk/etc, but I personally have to draw the line at eye gloss. I feel like if I wore it I would look like I cut out pieces of a Silpat and glued them to my eyelids. Not really even digging it on the model here. But! I do see the merits of eye gloss in the context of making…

So what I’m hearing is, my natural greasiness is in now!

Kim K. was right! Or she made this happen.

Hey, that’s great. And nobody’s arguing with you about that.

I am 100% certain that you do not care what anyone thinks about you (or at least you make sure to try and make us believe that) but I’m here to tell you that your constant scorched earth chase around the kinja with Hoyo is becoming boring at best and severely derailing at worst.

You do realize that someone has to agree that they are speaking on behalf of others in order for them to actually be doing that, right?

‘Male’ and ‘masculine’ don’t mean the same thing.

Lesbians.

I’m not offended. I’m amused by Hoyo, who is probably the most patronizing person on Gawker, calling other people patronizing.

I feel like you’re being deliberately obtuse on this issue. There are societal/cultural expectations for what is ‘typically masculine’ and ‘typically feminine’. Does that mean that every man and every woman fall neatly into those categories? Of course not. But the norms and expectations are there, whether we like or…

Except here, where you’re talking down to another man in defense of women. Dude, as an actual woman? We got this. We do not need your help, ever.

She was obviously trying to get around saying “butch lesbians.” And to that end, she does have a point.

Short hair is becoming increasingly agender-but you do nobody any good by pretending that historically, there hasn’t been a gendered component to it. Same with pants. Gender norms shift, but you cannot deny that they exist, which you appear to be trying to do.

Wait - WHAT????? They LIVED TOGETHER and Amy was referring to her as best bud - no really, the first season of writing for the show, a few of the writers lived together in an apartment. I feel like we could all google this. Sooo WTF - aslo, Tig in her comedy act has done a bit on people calling her “SIR” so yeah, I…

Are you dumb or just willfully obtuse?

So what? Two people aren’t best friends. Do I have choose sides, boycott someone and wear a stupid t-shirt now? Stop asking women about their opinions about each other all the time. Ask about whatever book or movie their promoting instead of pitting them against each other

Maybe her bilateral mastectomy?