Nerd.

No, it’s not. Stop being an apologist for your shitty web site and your overblown hype machine. You overhyped this game for clicks, covered it for well over to years now and you keep making excuses to enjoy this steaming pile of lies and deceit. The more you crow about how good the game is now, the less I respect your…

Can’t wait for the 5 types of “Hood Rat” article. Oh wait.... there’s only one type of hood rat. Nevermind.

Of course you did.....just look at you.

Can we stop pretending that Half Life was anything more than a mediocre FPS with a made up as you go story? Seriously HL2 Does NOT hold up at all, it is not a “Classic”

“I’ll never understand how, in 2017, Microsoft still ships Xbox One controllers without built-in rechargeable batteries,”

“I’ll never understand how, in 2017, Microsoft still ships Xbox One controllers without built-in rechargeable…

*chef kisses fingers* is stupid as hell. Oh wait...its Luke Plunkett...typical garbage writing as usual.

“This is a PlayStation 4 game”

It looks great. It’s Shenmue, this is Exactly what Shenmu looks like. There is no issue here.

Yeah, a ps4 game made on a budget, and not a big one either. You’re an idiot Luke.

This says a lot about the abused install base for No Man’s Sky. Hello Games neglected you for over a year with a broken full priced game, finally adds a minimal addition by giving you grass and you plebes celebrate it. Stop promoting Hello Games and their shity dev practices, namely lying about their products for…

A completely overrated series of animated shorts and QTE’s masquerading as games.

“I got grouped in with these people somehow”

Well said. My nephew was making “jew jokes” as he put it. He had no concept of the hateful shit he was saying because he was just repeating shit he heard on YT. It is the definition of Ignorant.

Oh, goodie....more self-promotion for this asshole. I guess we should consider him a great guy now in spite of all the racist “jokes” he makes. What a tool. Get bent ‘ya jackass.

Kim K’s cheek implants look terrible. Her obvious coke habit isn’t helping her looks either.

If you’re going to steal and provide the cliff notes version of My Life In Gaming’s Night Trap Documentary at least provide a link to the video instead of passing this off as your own work.

Nope, fuck off with this bullshit. Kotaku has been doing everything it can to wipe the taste of Hello Games out of their mouths ever since they jammed their noses up Sean Murray’s ass for those sweet clicks over a year ago. You are just as culpable as Hello Games in promoting blatant lies and missing features. Stop…

Nope, no way in hell I ever give this lying shitbird of a company my time or attention. Hello Games does not deserve to suceed after the blatant lies they told about their boring walking simulator and Sean Murray can go fuck himself with his stupid beard and terrible design direction. If you work for Hello Games you…

That movie was dogshit pure and simple and you know it. Stop playing the contrarian mellinial for ironic clickbait reactions.