Blue Balls Matter

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and…

It should be paid in entirety by the person with the higher income or net worth. Both parties bring either a pay stub or a copy of the prior years tax return with them on the first date.

It's all fun and games until somebody replaces the water/windshield wiper fluid with crude oil...

Here's the USS Constitution actually firing its cannons last week in Boston.