I think in my young world this stuff really,really mattered and people could debate the relative merits of Prince vs MJ for hours. I once went off a guy because he thought MJ and Thriller were the greatest thing ever. I judged the hell out of him for it and after that couldn't get excited about his dick.

Stop giving so much of yourself to people who don't appreciate it. Be yourself, and demand it be a two way street in the relationship. Don't give love to those who don't deserve it. Love yourself more, think more of yourself, and stop thinking along the lines of 'I give everything, why don't they give back?'. Think…

Ray of Light is one of her few efforts that I genuinely like. I too thought she was going to turn a corner there, but alas, it was a mere blip. She's becoming a flat out joke and needs to take a step back.

She's always been this way. The stories go back to her early days in NYC. The woman has always wanted attention. Never been much of a fan and kind of feel sorry for her for being so desperate.

Totally agree. Never got the Madonna hype (she always struck me as a try-hard stone cold bitch) and couldn't understand why the wonderful Ms. Lauper didn't win out in that battle. I say this as a child of the time, when these things really mattered (along with Prince vs MJ. I was also pro-Prince, anti-MJ).

Yep, was quite taken aback by her appalling spelling and grammar. Woman needs to get herself off social media, or at least hand her accounts to someone who knows what they're doing - and who has a handle on the basic rules of spelling and grammar.

I'm 99% sure.

Great. However many months ahead of Hilarious posting a series of famewhore pictures. Alec may be a dick but I kind of feel sorry for him being saddled with this trick.

Rob Lowe's problem has always been his voice. It's a bit ... weak.

That movie was awful. I know someone who is a massive Scorcese fan and was gagging to see it so we went. By the end my friend was in a rage, because he thought it was a massive crap fest and had to face the fact that Scorcese may, at this point, be past his sell-by date. That movie was simply horrible.

I was thinking the same thing. He's in the middle and they're all swirling around him, probably waiting for Leo To Make A Decision About What To Do Next.

I hated Titanic with a burning passion. By the time they were in the water and the whole 'Jack Rose Rose Jack' shit was going on I just wanted them both to drown already. Plus, while I'm not a huge Winslet fan she was way too much woman for him. He always comes across as a boy, not a man (even now, when he's doing…

I don't really have any clever names but I had to mention that a woman I am acquainted with is continually banging on about these things, which I have yet to try. She offered to let me borrow one of hers. Erm. No.

Maybe this year I'll do the Goopy cleanse, which has just come out. No need to run over there and look because here it is in a nutshell: don't eat anything other than kale and air after kicking things off with a colonic.

Too poor to eat + out dancing all night had me in some sick shape back then.

Raging narcissists rarely grow past a certain stage. They stick with what they think will get them the attention they crave and are oftentimes shocked when the act gets old and/or people catch on and no longer buy into it. Poor Madonna - she's completely lost the plot.

Well, here you have it (albeit via the Daily Fail): Burton stays true to form and has the new one lined up before ending it with the old one. Dude is a serial cheater.

Totally agree. I've seen women who put aside careers in order to support their husband and family in what was agreed was a group/team effort, oftentimes involving multiple overseas moves for his advancement up the ladder (can't exactly build your career when that's happening) and then when the dude runs off with a…

If someone takes the time to invite you to the party take the time to let them know whether or not you'll be there. Takes literally a minute or two and helps them plan. If you don't do this realise those party invitations will start to wane.

How is a polite 'no' difficult? It's very easy to simply say, 'I'm sorry, we're unable to end but have a lovely evening.' It's called being a grownup.