This is why cats are far superior to dogs.

That cat had a grudge and plotted. This is why I love cats. They've got style.

Here and there, when it's not the norm, it's funny. This kid, though, is being encouraged and I'm guessing it's not the first time by any stretch. The dad is an idiot.

All I could think was 'thank goodness it didn't rain'. Congrats to them.

I was just about to point that out. This is not going to help her get into UConn

Yep, daddy laughing away should nip that right to the bud.

Ice pic up your ass? I am so vanilla.

All good. It took a long time to get back on track, due to the ex trying to destroy me after I divorced him but am so glad I found out and got on with my life. He's just a speck of dust in my personal rear view mirror.

Well, if you're fucking someone in a relationship then you're certainly contributing to the destruction of that home, so while we may not like the term it certainly does fit. Sure, the person in the relationship has the bigger responsibility but at the end of the day if you knowingly fuck someone who is married or in…

Yep, his first wife was a kooky German artist whom he dumped after meeting Lisa Maria. Definitely a pattern. Wonder how long the new trick will last.

But Helena was not unaware that he was in a relationship so she has a responsibility for her behaviour and choices as well, which were to mess around with a guy who was in a long-term relationship/engagement.

Well, she didn't steal him but she sure as hell did get together with him while he was in a relationship with someone else. Apparently she even had Lisa Marie over for lunch and such during filming. Then again, Lisa Marie came into the picture when he was still married to his first wife, so I'll dump all this at the…

Nah, she'll keep the ring, sell it, and finance her next move. That girl comes across as full on mercenary.

That is atrocious.

I've never taken to Emma Thompson's personality but I do give her credit for handling things so well, although she does say it took quite a few years for her to get there.

Thanks! It's a dreadful thing to go through, no doubt.

The thing is this: Tim Burton is a serial cheater. He was married to his first wife when he met Lisa Marie in a Starbucks. Dumped the wife (using the old 'it's been bad for some time now') and ran off with Lisa Marie. A decade or whatever later he's making Planet of the Apes (which starred HBC and in which Lisa Marie…

Look, it's not a great film, but it has a great cast and is an excellent bit of light and very British fun. Bill Nighy alone is worth the price of admission. He is absolutely hilarious. Demon child bothered me but that's mostly because I thought he was in his room plotting.

I hate Titanic and shout at the film every time to say 'pick a better movie, stepdad!'

No she doesn't. She gives him a 'thank you for making me feel super special' kiss, then runs back inside.