John Oliver’s description of Donald Trump as “a clown made up of mummified foreskin and cotton candy” is one of the most visceral depictions I have ever heard.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

Hollywood is not community theater. There are actresses of all ages available to be hired. Jennifer Lawrence is a very young, talented girl and if he keeps doing this shit, I firmly believe it will fuck up her career. I mean people can talk about how she was good in Silver Linings and American Hustle but the obvious…

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

I think this is more a physiology thing than a technique thing. She does or she doesn’t.

As a human with severe anxiety I can attest it is super horrible. So many people, so much screaming, so many loud noises. HORRIBLE.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

Lena looks photoshopped into this picture.

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

Dear Pluto,

we have a secret jezebel rude theory that karmin is actually a brother-sister duo bearding for each other

she is the marketable face of a twosome who were extremely popular for whitewashed covers of rap tunes. to her credit, she can cover rap songs with incredible speed. however, the band’s own music left a lot to be desired.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

Yeah, I’m with Deadmau5 on this one. That poor horse.

And yeah I’m basically using this thread to comment on all the current music stars I think are massively overrated. See also: Baby Grande, The Weeknd, Meghan Saving-It-For-Future-Husband