Two women who are the best in the world at what they do. That’s a great photo.

Thank you, Ms. Rowling! Also, please do not publish a manuscript thirty years from now, in which we find out Harry has grown old and intolerant of Muggles.

Given that their father left them in jail not allowed to see one another or have their mom or any of her family visit while he fucked off out of the country for two weeks, I’m entirely willing to believe they’ve got damn good reasons for wanting nothing to do with him.

Right? It’s like the ultimate gaslighting. You can’t possibly have independent thoughts! Someone must be telling you to hate your other parent because in literally every non-divorced household all the children get along swimmingly with both parents all of the time!

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

I KNOW, right??! I love that dude. . ..but here’s what comes after it. . . .

I remember Chelsea Handler saying how cuddly and sweet 50 cent is, but every story about him makes him look so toxic. First berating his kid (“I don’t have a son anymore”) and then posting revenge porn? It sounds like he’s only ugly to people who are weaker than him, financially or emotionally. guhh

oh gawd, the twitter reactions. . . .at least the first guy in this thread seems like a sweet father. . . .only to then be jumped upon by Team Dumb Dumb. Because a movie about female Ghostbusters, is, as we all know in our hearts, TOTALLY SEXIST.

I know two things: Ellen was a bad fit for Reddit, but Reddit will reject even her most candid and self-effacing of apologies.

Ellen Pao faced unfair criticism and a lot of terrible comments and hate by many redditors, that cannot be denied.

It’s kind of insane how Zoe has become the lead woman in THREE SEPARATE big-time Hollywood Sci-Fi franchises. Way to go, dude.

fuckin do it, I’m seriously considered getting married just so i can wear it

I don’t want to get married.

Lady St Petsois Juju?

This is beautiful and perfect.

this is stunning. i want it just to rub my cheek against it and pet it.

I have an irrational hatred for Maria Menounos so I guess I’m Team Rancic on this one.

“Microadventures”: AKA activities.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.