How the FUCK does someone have the gall to show up to a wedding they didn't RSVP to?

How the FUCK does someone have the gall to show up to a wedding they didn't RSVP to? As an anal-retentive, type-A control freak, this would make me blow a gasket.

People who don't RSVP when you're spending your own money to entertain them, thus causing you to have to overdo it on the food and beverages, are the WORST. I hate these people. It's one thing to not show up to your friends party down the street that was thrown together that day for drinking, it's another thing to not…

I don't really care if she is the nicest, kindest, bleeding heartiest of women when at home. The stuff she says is toxic and there are people who eat it up. She may not believe everything she says, but it isn't as if she is known, as Stephen Colbert is, for satire. Because her work isn't satire, it is real…

It's an open secret that Coulter is a professional shock jockey who believes barely a single iota of what she says in public. Many of her friends are liberal and she' supposedly a cool person in private.

As a rape survivor:

Did she really just tell Laverne Cox that she needs to know what racism "really is?" Yeah, Laverne Cox has totally no idea about "real racism." Yes, Whoopi. Laverne has never experienced oppression. Totally. And it sounds too close to wishing it upon her too =/

Whoopi is such an asshole.

This could be a friggin' Mad Lib at this point.

I used to be very dismissive of people like this who say they know "real racism" but now I just kind of feel sad. One time I told my grandma that I was followed all around nordstrom when I went Christmas shopping and I told her how racist the salesperson was being and she kind of just looked at me like "um excuse me…

My partner and I work in the same field, at the same level, with the same degree of success. When he gets good news about his job, we celebrate for days. When I get good news, he offers congratulations and then immediately sinks into depression about the fact that he didn't get the same good news as me. And expects…

Matt. Damon.

Unsolicited, self-proclaimed "genius"

She has proven time and time again that she is living in a weird little bubble and has moved into the highly delusional range. She's having trouble with...life, getting old? IDK but she should just take her boatloads of money and go somewhere without social media, forever.

But almost nothing about Kim Kardashian's body is real...her butt isn't real, her face isn't real, her hair isn't real...don't get me wrong, I'm not condemning Kim for getting work done, but it feels weird to label her a revolutionary of healthy body image when she clearly hates her body. I think Demi should give…

Celebrities are the most insufferable people in the world. Who was even asking for a new Madonna album in the first place? Get over yourself. Your album will sell just fine regardless.

~ 30 years later and that heavy metal parking lot dude is still right:

I think the important part is he loves you, you know?

Considering that the two sisters must have looked alike, it must suck to know that her husband might have chosen to be with the other one just because her personality was better.

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."