In case you still don't believe that Chris Pratt is an amazing human being, he sang 5000 Candles in the Wind at the Parks and Rec wrap party.

Words cannot describe how disgusted I am. The sheer audacity of his "apology," as if being in "therapy" can make up for what he did to these women, as if he had no choice in the matter and was suffering from some kind of illness. I'm sure THEY needed four times the amount of therapy to get over the things he CHOSE…

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

For real! Remember when she uploaded a pic of lady gaga and said 'wow, she's fat, I thought I was chubby but at least I'm not this big' or something along those lines.

Carmen isn't really a role model (seriously, all that body shaming and pro-Ana shit is lame.) She's nice to look at but I don't care for rewarding people for simply being attractive.

I kind of came here to say this. There are so many talented designers out there who do really awesome, creative things with these brands and deserve to be recognized for it.

I’m so tired of this trend of giving celebrities vanity titles in the art department...

Is it wrong that I don't really like when brands do this? Well I don't. Let the designers design.

"When someone rapes a person they go to prison."

I want to live in whatever amazing utopia she clearly lives in.

My sister who is married with several kids recently asked when I'm going to have a baby. Looks like a QUARTER PAST ZIP YOUR SMUG LIPS. I clearly am not in a place relationship wise or financially to seem like that's even close to being on my radar for at least five years, if ever. I think some people like to say that…

Seriously! Plus it's not all walks on the beach! It's also panic riddled dashes to the emergency vet hospital, staying home from work to keep a vigilant eye on your fur baby in the first days they are home recovering from emergency survey. It's cleaning up shit and piss and vomit, and getting up for the tenth time to…

I'm amazed that anyone assumes babies by default in this scary age. Even if I had this elusive "biological clock" (thankfully, I've been spared), I would wonder over and over and over again what sort of world we are bequeathing to the newborns......

That's sad because I just heard not all presents like you. :(

I just lost my 14 year old dog Saturday. I've chosen not to have children. And the grief I felt and still feel is deep and profound. Many of my friends and family have said I was a good dog mom. For the past year I was up twice a night with my friend and fur child. Until it became too much for both of us. You can…

To whom? The dogs? IDGAF about mommyism and no baby's first steps/self-feeding/kindergarten play group don't make the person who gestated it for nine months royalty, or Nobel Prize winners. If only people took their responsibilities to animals seriously, things would be a lot less messed up.

Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.

When Scott Disick is the voice of reason.

Snape, the guy who called his best friend a slur and didn't care whether her son died. What a great guy.

JK Rowling more like JK TROLLING HAHA amirite