I never had a problem hanging out with conservatives in DC

I love that tall guy believes that it’s the imaginary conservative posters in his bedroom that are turning women off.

I don’t want to generalize, but she does not look white to me.

Hostage? Hero.

I had a moment of shock, grief, and gallows humor when I read that one of the girls texting her sister during the shooting said she was in the freshman building at her holocaust studies class.

As someone who just won the largest settlement during the investigation stage in my state’s history, I’m horrified this happened to her and lmao at how much they had to pay for being racist instead of doing their jobs. I’m here to tell you, revenge is sweet!

THANK YOU! I thought I was going crazy when I read that “take a powder” thing. I was all, “Did I remember the meaning wrong? Does it mean two things? Is this new slang?”

You just invented the dullest post since first-time parents discovered Facebook.

You just invented the dullest post since first-time parents discovered Facebook.

Caution: Don’t buy more than a week’s worth of food at a time. Old food is sad.

You need to invest in a microwave. You can get cheap ones on Craigslist, even. Or just buy a tiny no frills one from Amazon and have it delivered.

Temporary interim solution:

Telling them what you think is the only way to keep it from happening again.

Joseph Campbell said that professors should never shame their students. So not only was your professor wrong (you did know the meaning of the word, and he should’ve realized that through context), he was bad at his job.

Apart from the fact that American presidents also routinely “kill 2,000, 3,000 people and nothing happens to them...

This is something about society that always confuses me: How can people stay so relaxed when there’s a mystery afoot???

In my city there’s a police/media policy not to issue vague descriptions, particularly descriptions that pretty much only mention ethnicity.

I’ve become a little obsessed with this article, so I looked at the accident site on Google Maps. There’s a green arrow! All the lights are green at the same time, and they’re all red for the oncoming traffic. So somebody must’ve been running a red light. Even if the family ran a yellow light, the oncoming traffic…

Nissan XTerra SUV, which only has 5 seats. The baby was on the front center console.

Nissan XTerra SUV, which only has 5 seats. The baby was on the front center console.