Krasner 2020

I’m stoned so I thought “this must be a vocalist term” and “I wonder what the terms are for other kinds of voices.”

There are a lot of inside jokes here and I demand to know every one of them. Or in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend terms, translate for the goy.

Right? Making credit cards my bitch was the best thing I’ve ever done. As long as you keep monitoring your credit (and paying them off, and not using them for something you wouldn’t buy anyway) you’re golden.

I know, I know but I’m gonna defend her. We don’t see the first part of the interview, but I feel like the reporter possibly didn’t really explain what was going on.

I love the idea of a New Phone Fund.

Managing credit.

Is this letter writer 13 years old? Who the hell talks about kids after a few weeks? And what insane warp timeline has them checking in every 3 weeks and making a final decision in 6 months? Your *first* check-in should be in 6 months. Otherwise your entire relationship is just a discussion about parenthood.

Woah, Nellie. I think. you may need a few yoga poses yourself.

They are gorgeous and understated. I forget about grey stockings. It seems like stockings should be some dramatic color, but these put dramatic colors to shame.

Isn’t it illegal to deny that the holocaust happened? We need to make it illegal to deny that real shootings occurred.

This happened in 2005. Not as much evil was known about him at that time.

I love your assiduous devotion to this conversation! Plus I love her stockings in this photo.

That woman who called her fiance “creative” for following a trend that started at least a solid month before he copied it with an oxidized and mostly inedible piece of fruit?

That dress is ridiculous and the designer should feel ridiculous.

This looks like one of those cheesy staged reality shows my mom actually believes with all her heart.

I’m an old so I’ve never heard of this song but WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN THIS SONG NOT BE BURNED TO THE GROUND ALREADY? This country is a fucking nightmare right now. (Lots of other times, too, but definitely right now.)

I guess I’m ignoring Wintour’s explanation because I think she’s not the type to disclose any personal health issues. But I didn’t know she didn’t always wear them. I know people hate her but the little I know of her makes me like her a lot. She’s not about the bullshit, you know? And she doesn’t suffer fools gladly.…

The takeaway here is that cops HATE it when women do yoga. There’s something about us stretching, taking up space, or jumping around trying to keep ourselves warm that bothers them. I also suspect they feel confused and left out because they don’t do yoga themselves. If a guy started doing push-ups in the waiting room…

Your question made me go watch the ridiculous/horrible/repetitive 20/20 show about her. The show contains maybe 3 fact kernels and a bunch of drama, but it made me realize that the police didn’t find Vince’s body for weeks.