Not only that! She removed the plug weeks or months before to use as a toy for her kitten. She didn’t realize it hadn’t been put back. And the amount of water the kayak would’ve taken on was minuscule — not enough to be a factor in his death.

False confessions are super common because police are trained to elicit confessions. There’s a documentary about this case in which multiple experts show that she couldn’t have murdered him.

Sorry, I should’ve said it’s a word nobody ever uses except maybe in fantasy fiction. But I’m not playing a grammar game. I’m just spelling. You’re welcome.

Right? That’s clear as daylight.

Starred for “demonstrate your phenotypic fitness.”

Losing, not “loosing.” There’s no such word as loosing. Here’s how to remember the spelling of lose vs loose: The extra “o” comes loose and then you lose it.

No fair commenting without posting the joke. We’ll be the judge.

HOLD UP! Your response to this:

Post-date reports are a festivity that welcomes all genders.

Yeah, I was on a hiking trip with a friend who grew up in England but moved to the US when he was 18. He’s now in his 30s. People on the trail would ask where we were from and I’d tell them our city. Then they’d turn to him and ask, “And you?” I was super confused at first — like it was obvious we were together, so…

I work at a company in an unaffordable city with tons of other cities nearby that most of us commute from. It’s also a company with tons of international workers. I asked a guy where he was from and he started describing his hometown halfway across the world. I said, “No, I mean, where do you commute from?” He nearly…

Okay, but then why did the guy who was found guilty try to strangle Toby? Is it because Toby confessed to him?

I’ve never understood why we settled for “jumping the shark” when it’s obvious the phrase should be “adopting cousin Oliver.”

What I love most is her revealing that she was getting her PhD on the side the whole time The Office was shooting. I like rewatching the episodes and looking for clues.

THANK YOU!

Not a single fucking person, including the students, said we couldn’t explore these things so your “anyone who doesn’t like to be called slurs must be anti-intellectual” weak shit won’t fly here.

Seriously, if this guy asked the class “Which is worse? Exposing my cock to you or saying I want to come on your face and fuck you up the ass?” he’d be fired in a hot minute. That’s not how you teach. That’s how you get off on humiliating a certain subset of students you think can’t fight back.

1. You fail nuanced analysis.

You’ve clearly never been to college, nor have you ever made 6 figures. Professional courtesy and respect aren’t things to be derided. And safety is nothing to make fun of — it’s kinda up there with food, water, and shelter in the basic human needs spectrum.

Why the hell is it on the victim to let something go? If someone does something offensive and KEEPS doing it after being told it’s offensive, why the hell should we just go along with it?