You got married in August and you’re bragging about still being in the honeymoon phase? Dude, the honeymoon phase lasts at least two years.

If you love language it’s more fascinating than silly. I mean, I just learned that your usage was totally right! I love being surprised by words.

That is so fucking brilliant that I can’t believe it doesn’t have 1,000 stars. I’m going to be talking about this comment at parties.

I mean, I was actually confused by the word “anthology” in your post. Enough to wonder if Jack Spicer edited it or what. So I feel like Realty Winner performed a valuable public service here and the least you could’ve done was the /slaps head/ thing and say thanks.

The kid didn’t even walk onto his property. He followed this kid and dragged him onto the neighbor’s property. He dragged him across two neighbor’s yards and wouldn’t let him go. Another kid tried to loosen his grip and that’s when he fired his gun. Which wasn’t properly holstered. While he was within 500 feet of a…

I’ve been emailing and calling the Anaheim PD and mayor’s office this entire year. Last year, the mayor promised a decision on making an arrest within 2 weeks. The initial “study” took about 6 months, then it had to go to the DA.

Well, I guess you’re right about that. But I also feel like there’s this, “What? Something is inconveniencing me? Someone might, hypothetically, slightly discriminate against me? That’s unacceptable!”

You got this.

That headline, tho.

I mean, it’s just a hypothetical do what he wants. It’s not like he’s actually being stopped from walking out of a movie, and he probably doesn’t even want to walk out of any movies anyway.

Not my favorite aunt (or my mom, or my uncle)! They stay super informed, do a lot of political activism, and are incredibly interesting people. Retired folks are pretty much the glue that holds the fabric of society together.

“The burden of proof is too high and that’s because the tariff is too onerous.”

This so haywire!

I want to go to there.

It seemed super Monterey to me.

Question: Why did there need to be some big murder investigation and why did everyone need to lie? A guy started attacking, a bystander pushed him away to defend the victim. Why do they all have to pretend he just fell?

Ratings search. Lord Almighty praise be for a ratings search. The Netflix (and every other service’s) algorithm just suggests films that are “like” the films you watch. But it doesn’t filter out:

Alcohol is the perfect weapon. As such, it’s the weapon of choice for most rapists. At parties, they just follow around the drinkers. If the drinking slows down, they either ply them with more drinks or offer to escort the drunk person home.

I wish Amazon would take this stance. Trying to wade through the billions of paid reviews just to make a simple purchase... it’s gotten so that if I see a product with nothing but 5-star reviews I just assume it’s a shit product with no real users.

That’s so cool! Get him to sign a crossword puzzle for you!