So...they aren’t married in real life? I think it’s weird to have a famous actor be pretend married in a commercial. It’s like, they’re not supposed to be selling us on a fictional character. They’re supposed to be selling us on Jake. But he’s not playing Jake, he’s playing a fictional character. Modern ad campaigns…

Monique, typos girl please. This is almost unreadable.

Actually, there aren’t any essential emotional differences between men and women. Sometimes people want a moment to feel their feelings. Sometimes people want to brainstorm solutions.

Counterpoint: Ben Affleck knows the BEST way to hold a dog.

The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back!

White police officers in Texas apprehended a Muslim suspect without killing him! My faith in the world is almost restored.

“Rosebud”

WHERE IS THE GOFUNDME? I will donate!

She actually fell for that tired old trope that’s been dragged out of the attic by white male brogrammers for the past 40 years?! I thought nobody except other white male brogrammers ever fell for that trope. Jesus Christ on a cracker, they always manage to find the one minority who’ll chorus the old party line, don’t…

Very well put. And that last point is key:

Lol, when I read that in the article I suddenly heard my tax accountant sister yell, “TAKE THE LUMP SUM!” My sister has been telling my mom that at Thanksgiving for at least the past 15 years.

Yeah, I was thinking “bad ass” as a description for her.

I was amazed to see that the template for, “When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.”

I love how a guy who can’t spell architecture takes credit for it.

That school administrator? Now THAT’S how to be a white man!

That is a ridiculous chore to assign to a wealthy teenager. Making his bed, hanging up his clothes, putting his things away, cleaning up his own messes, putting his dishes in the dishwasher — all those are things teenagers should be doing. Cooking, shopping, laundry, cleaning the kitchen and bathroom, taking out the…

Yeah, it’s like the housekeeping version of nude photos.

“The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock.”

I’m sure she meant the preparation of the meat. Like you can put shredded chicken or spicy ground beef into a taco, but you can’t put a chicken drumstick or a hamburger patty into a taco.

Fuck that worker for forwarding emails like this. It’s no one’s business how somebody runs her household as long as she isn’t abusive.