This question annoys me to no end. I fucking hate it when the sensible, not-at-fault person is blamed for not being even more sensible and not-at-fault, while the out-of-control, vicious, dangerous, hostile maniac is treated as someone simply in need of more understanding and sympathy.

First let’s get the super…

I told a friend about this. Her response was, “Fuck the $20 bills, I’m writing this on ALL the money. And I’m drawing a picture of Oprah on the $100s.” Oprah is a moot point for me, but I wrote “Harriet Tubman” on all my bills.

Maybe speak on college campuses about drugs, cults, temporary madness, etc.

If you’re against the death penalty, you need to be for life sentences for the guilty. Pro deathers are always talking about how life sentences don’t work because criminals get paroled anyway. If we stopped paroling them, that argument wouldn’t exist.

I forgot about George and Charlotte! I feel like such a peasant now.

Four people? Isn’t it just Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, and William?

Trump told Niinisto he pardoned very bad man Sheriff Joe Arpaio as Hurricane Harvey stuck because he “assumed the ratings would be far higher than they were normally.”

Please do not give people who don’t wash enough any more encouragement.

But... but... portrait video.

Wait. Back up. The earth is round?

I just feel silly. Of course I knew about the International Date Line, but Australia just “feels” west. I think it’s unconscious racism, actually. There are lots of white people in Australia so they must be part of Western culture, right? Ah, ignorance. There’s nothing it can’t accomplish, including making a world…

Okay, I learned something. I’m in California and I always think of it as west... as in across the Pacific.

Okay, I learned something. I’m in California and I always think of it as west... as in across the Pacific.

“He tried to take a bite...”

Those kids are adorable but whomever took portrait video should lose her teacher credentials. Also, Australia is east? Where are they?

No one thinks the statues are worse than murderers. But the civil war ended 150 years ago, so do we still need them to calm the white supremacists?

Correction: Trump is acting like a teenage BOY, not girl. Take your sexism and shove it up your ass, Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

Actually, so did men.

A friend’s father was kidnapped in Mexico for almost a year. He paid a restaurant bill with a credit card and he happened to have the same name as a wealthy Mexican family.

But that’s how I learned that the people most at risk for kidnapping there are Americans who live near the border, own businesses, have Spanish…

Do not use baking soda! Especially on delicate body parts.