That posterior view, tho.

“If she weren’t my daughter it’d be so much easier for her.”

West Elm is the biggest rip off store ever divined by man.

That’s less chevron and more ric-rac, so it passes.

That’s pretty and now I want to buy this one:

It’s just goofy! Quit trying to argue about it. You know it’s goofy, we all know it’s goofy. It doesn’t matter how it came to be goofy or how reasonable it is in its goofiness. It’s just goofy.

Everything about that photo is beautiful, but I particularly love the blue of that couch. That’s my favorite furniture fabric ever and I now want to break into your home and rob it while you’re away at work. Except I’m afraid of the dog.

That makes no sense. White is a dye.

Wait, *car* racing?

So they’re saying that previously there was such a huge wage gap that they could offer significant increases and still not equal what the whites are already paid?

Cool story bro but there’s still a crowd shouting “USA, USA” and president Duda’s still gonna fuck everyone over.

And Trump is still walking ahead of his wife, leaving her behind as other leaders encircle her with the kindness every human on earth deserves.

He’s preaching Nazi propaganda while believing he’s doing the opposite? This is terrifying.

Inner city kids don’t meet the moral and aptitude testing? I guess you gotta be a suburban white racist who’s dying for a legit chance to kill with impunity.

For the first time in my life, I’m clicking on an article to say how boring and unnecessary it is and how much I wish articles like these would go away.

“...whatever the content of that particular tweet is or any tweet...”

And just think. Only a few days ago, they were responsible gun owners.

I don’t get it. Why was it okay for him to grab pussies and bleed out of wherever and such but suddenly this isn’t okay with Republicans? Did he insult a Republican this time? But wasn’t Megyn a conservative, too? Someone explain Republican morality to me.

You mean “goad”?

I’m laughing but I’m not sure it’s at the same joke. It’s the Hitler Channel because it has so many WWII documentaries? (That’s the joke I’m laughing at.)

You forgot:

4. Place $73 million in mutual funds with investments in companies that produce emergency contraceptive pills, intrauterine devices, and drugs commonly used in abortions.