My admiration for them only grows. I can’t imagine being born into such a difficult job and doing it so well.

Update from the neighbor! I said, “Your boy Jared!” and he said, “Yeah, he’s kinda skeevy.” More later.

I mean the difference is more than once a month vs almost three times a month. My guess is she calls every two weeks.

Thank you! I was just trying to figure that out the other day and I got too depressed after 4 and 5.

the President’s not getting to start work on his border wall because Congress has so far ignored his requests for funds.

All those red states with the highest percentage of people on welfare would suddenly have no welfare. What would they do after that? Hey, I’m gonna pitch this series to Netflix.

hahahahahahahahahaha gasp hahahahahaha

So my next-door neighbor grew up knowing Kushner. He claims Kushner just wants to be a moderating influence. My neighbor is liberal so I tried to bend my brain to believe that, but no fucking way. 

I leave my dog in my car. That way if someone sneaks in my dog gets a free dinner.

I would add “listen to black people.”

A while back there was an article about a white woman calling the police when she thought a car was being stolen. The cops then brutalized the black guy (who owned the car; he wasn’t stealing it). I was all, “How is the white woman at fault here?” A bunch of people explained that…

Don’t scratch them off! Use your yoga pants for good instead of evil.

http://www.showingupforracialjustice.org/

OMG this is the best quote ever! This completely describes my experience.

I’m white and grew up in California but my stepdad is from Virginia. We spent a summer there when I was 14 and I was so fucking nervous at actually being around black people for the first time. I didn’t know how to act or what to say. Especially…

SURJ (Standing Up for Racial Justice) does a great job of educating whites about everyday racism like this.

a racist white man with a superiority complex, fragile masculinity and a badge decided to show her how little black women matter to him and his department. threatened he and his department are by black women.

Don’t get me started on the people who become parents before having ever changed a diaper in their lives and then one year into parenting are suddenly so much more wise and compassionate than the rest of us.

Rewatch Sliding Doors. The only thing that changed because of the actual door was finding her bf cheating. The job loss, the new career, the haircut... all that stuff would’ve happened anyway. The movie makes no sense.

If an Israeli spy was outed, he must be routed.

Never go to a second location with your kidnapper.

When the principal then told Summer that her lower back was exposed...