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Oh, to hell with it, that vocal fry was painful.

What’s an immigration benefit?

“Cultural anxiety” means racism, right? Did we really need a new term for that?

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So, Dvora, you’re coming here and telling me that these poor orthodox women are without sex from 1/3 to 1/2 of the time. God grant them creativity.

Also, I’m having trouble understanding how much an old man can discern from period stains, but it can’t possibly be more than he can teach them to discern themselves.

Out of 10 protestors I saw at least 5 men. White men.

Here’s a way to help one of the women in the film who was denied information about birth control even after she asked for it.

How does an IUD stop periods? That sounds...terrifying.

If you’re gardenng naked you aren’t gardening hard enough.

When you put it all together in one paragraph like that, it really makes it clear how much has changed in less than 4 months.

I recently got re-acquainted with an old friend who’s a pathological liar. I kinda forgot he did that so when I re-experienced it I looked up what causes it. It’s a combination of very critical + unengaged parents.

In other words, if you tell them your parents truth they’ll be hypercritical. But if you lie, they’re so…

Write. Complain. Make them do extra work every single time they pull this crap.

I adore the fact that between every few political comments there is another comment about Sailor Moon. This is why I love you all.

You might’ve seen one commenter say “she deserves what she gets” and a different commenter say, “no, she’s being abused.”

But I mean, unless the SAME commenter said “Melania is being abused” AND “she deserves what she gets” then I think you can’t make the claim that any Jezebel commenter is saying that a woman…

Aw, she’s just bleeding from wherever.

Did I miss something or did Melania filmed 19 seconds of her family sitting in silence as they drove down the road with the radio playing and call it ‘family time’?

Well, as someone else pointed out, it’s pretty old-fashioned. It’s sort of a 1950s term and I think I last heard it in the 1970s on a tv show called All in the Family. And the phrase “pays in spades” is unrelated. That refers to card games where you win if you get all spades. That’s also an old-fashioned phrase!…

Obama would’ve interrupted his own speech to immediately apologize and then joke around with the kid. I now haz a sad.

Stating that sounding black and sounding white are two distinct things.

The thing is, Democrats *can’t* take back the House because the Republicans gerrymandered the districts -- redrawing them in such a way that Republicans will always get elected, even when the majority in their states vote for Democrats. This is particularly true of Southern states. We need to attack the gerrymandering…