When shit like this happens, EMAIL. PHONE. Do not let these soulless monsters get away without being slammed from every corner of the earth.

I like to think that I would leave and call 911 anyway, but maybe he was too busy getting beat up some more for being the only rational humane person there.

And male.

And here I thought frats were only brutal to women.

Yes, you’re right. I was typing too frantically to realize that the “me” mistake wasn’t in that sentence also. I should’ve written something like, “He brought a rose for I and Velm,.” or “He brought chocolates for Velma and I.”

Sidenote: I really liked La La Land but that song “A Lovely Night” includes the lines “Some…

Well, because her husband is getting married again. Presumably that means she isn’t yet well enough to have sex, and that there is a belief that she never will be.

You’re right, the diagnosis could indicate that she’s getting help and support. But it could also be a static label used to justify Peter’s actions.

She didn’t say sound “excellent” she said sound “Caucasian.” There’s a huuuge difference. And speaking of Trump...

I had to find a new apt at the height of the tech boom. I didn’t have a car but had to leave work to apply for places as soon as they were advertised on Craigslist. Once, a black coworker offered to drive me. She came in with me and I suddenly, involuntarily, broke out into a cold sweat. It hadn’t crossed my mind…

Your theory doesn’t explain Trump. But then, no theory does.

I mean the article is about a quote about sounding white, so... you did kinda loudly agree that we should all strive to sound white. (Which you equated to speaking properly.)

People do discriminate. And yeah, as they say, “on the internet no one knows you’re a dog” but dogs can’t go out in real life and get jobs. At…

Lol at the idea that most people from China and India use proper English and sound comprehensible over the phone. You clearly have never had to document a complex software application explained to you by an engineer from India. Standard English is NOT the reason they get these jobs. It’s because they have mad tech…

Like what accents people have! That’s what matters!

Hanging out? Did you just say “hanging out” in public?

“The reason is because” is redundant. Properly, it’s “the reason that.” You should hyphenate “high-profile” and “high-end” because they modify the nouns “position” and “sales.” There is no such thing as “high level wealthy people,” since “high-level” refers to an employee’s position in the company, not how much money…

Exactly. I mean, shouldn’t the person with the near-debilitating illness be getting help and support for said illness? But instead we’re supposed to worry about Peter?

You know how we always wonder who is behind the outrageously racist, sexist, and offensive ad campaigns? WELL NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS GLORIOUS GENIUS IDEA! I gotta go commision a park statue for this person.

Ugh, I’m sorry.

Indubitably! As everyone knows, speaking with a British accent makes you 10% smarter.

I’ve never seen this show and I don’t know who these people are but I am fascinated by this skit centering around reporting the death of an employee. Wtf comedy in the 90s?

Also, as a white person, I noticed he made a fatal mistake: he said “axe” instead of “ask.” A real white person on the other end of the line…