That doesn't strike me as a bad deal at all if she has the money. A regular retirement home is $80,000 a year according to Google, and you don't get lobster or ballroom dancing every night at one of those.

you seem upset. Were you friend zoned last night? :(

"I will not live with the guilt of someone passing away."

I will scream this from the mountain tops for all my days. Comprehensive sex ed is as necessary as a math class. We should be talking about consent and bodily autonomy with kids from day one.

fuckers

celebrates her lesbianism and 'marriage' in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls.

Juggling my aversion to violence with the satisfaction I got from watching Porsha drag Kenya during the RHoA reunion has been a real struggle.

It was more like we were all hanging out and I was all, "Don't worry, guys. I'm over 21 so I'll go buy beer" like a real creep. They were grateful.

Oh you liberals and your constant negativity. Let's consider instead what she got right about this article.

"It's not wild chicken."

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I would have sloppy sex with him. I'd get him and a couple of bottles of pinto greeg and make a little Saturday night out of it. He has a nice body. As long as he doesn't talk too much and remind me that he's Justin fucking Bieber, yeah. I guess.

And again, there is no crime here.

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

It's times like these that I just get really pissed at the system. A system where sex offendors commit the same crime over and over and run freely, yet drug offendors get mandatory minimums and "3 strikes, you're out".

As a first year 5/6 teacher I must concur. I am so exhausted this break and am silently weeping over the fact that I only have 9 days left of my break, and much of that will be spent on prep and report cards.

I think the fact that so many people are commenting that there weren't black characters in Harry Potter either says a lot about how we're not only used to white being the default, but also used to any deviation being made really obvious.

I set a supervisor's coat on fire and woke up in the bed of one of the dudes from Vampire Weekend (he was on tour and not present).

It would be nice to get some information on James. The movies never made him look like much more than a prat. He got along great with the Marauders but what made him special if anything?

Suggestion: James was actually the Ron Weasley (comic relief) of the bunch and Lily was the Hermione. That might put Severus in the…

This is a testament of todays fucked up "instant journalism". First RS publishes a story without properly fact checking on behalf of the accuser "Jackie" who did not name names at first. Then they retract along with the WaPo thereby hanging the alledged rape victim out to dry, which is fubar imo. Today they, along…