"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Here is a quick note on rape and physiological arousal, particularly as it pertains to male victims of rape.

noted dick bucket Piers Morgan

Meh. I expected worse

I have naturally dark, course hair and had no issues other than a lil dye run off the day after- love my astroturf pits! Keri Scherbring at Bang! Salon in Seattle did a wonderful job!

I read Deniz "review" in a film noire narration kind of voice. It was very entertaining that way. A bit unhinged, but I like that sort of thing.

Just came here to say Little Mermaid is dope and so is Ursula....but FROLLO HAD THE BEST/CREEPIEST VILLAIN SONG OF ALL TIME.

The list is pretty much: Mara Wilson. Mara Wilson. And Mara Wilson.

I need to charge Culkin more for my necromancy services. Bringing him back as an abomination of nature repeatedly is beginning to become much more difficult, and the local farms are starting to ask what I'm doing with all of those chickens.

That's your takeaway here? I'm a helicopter mom because when I cook something I taste it before serving and because when I take my kidlet out I check his food for temp and general non-grossness?

I agree with Satan.

I neeeeedddd to be in Professor Yeezy Class ! I already know the title of the first class lecture:

The ring betrayed him. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.

"Oh my god. Oh my god," he repeated, looking up at his intended— a vast horror building behind his tear-filled eyes— wondering how it could have all changed so suddenly; how it would never be like it was; whether he could ever love her again. "Oh my god," he said once more, softer, before slipping away beneath the…

Considering I'm at work and my office door is open, I laughed inappropriately loud at this.

i actually fend off all my undesired suitors with a sawed-off shotgun while whistling the farmer in the dell so yeah same

My face through the entire movie (which I watched on an airplane):

I use Urban Decay and I think the other one I have is from Benefit. But the Urban Decay is my makeup hero.

I watched But I'm a Cheerleader just this past year, and I gotta say that Clea Duvall, during the club scene did funny things to my insides.