Exactly! I mean, even teenagers struggle with the idea of permanent consequences. What makes people think that small children will understand the real dangers of guns.

I mean, he seems to be doing pretty well with the Smodcast network. Just because he isn’t currently the director of a box office hit doesn’t mean he’s doing nothing.

I'm just glad Stephanie March got the fuck away from him. She's way too talented and hot for Bobby Flay.

I showed this to my dad and he’s spent the last five minutes laughing and mumbling random lines.

I would unapologetically love Aerie if they carried all their sizes in store. But no. I'm a 38 D so I have to buy a bra online. Can't try it on instore before hand.

God. Yes. So much yes. Milk is disgusting and not good for you. How does everyone not realize this? I thought everyone got on the Skinny Bitch book craze and learn how horrible milk is.

I think Andrea Barber gave that the exact right amount of effort, honestly.

Oh my god. I'm 14 again. Better break out the hot topic fishnets.

(I guess the actual presidential election would be in 2086, but we’ll probably all have descended into madness and anarchy by then anyway.)

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Idk, I've eaten a lot of Subway sandwiches but I've never had the urge to molest a child. Or teenager.

Why even bother spending money on textbooks. The schools should just save money and let these highly educated parents just teach the kids everything.

Adrienne seems to be the most successful by far.

Shhh. If you say her name Tyra will know!

I think you're forgetting the model who shall not be named by Tyra since she posed in Playboy.

They would be able to do exactly the same amount of abortions because in pretty much all cases, people having abortions are paying for them. There's no sliding scale or insurance co pay. The only thing defunding them would do is reduce the number of other health services they offer on free or reduced scales to women…

My favorite salad is spinach with tomatoes, feta cheese, egg whites, mushrooms and sometimes baked chicken breast. I usually use lite balsamic vinaigrette dressing because it has tons of flavor and a relatively low calorie count. Lots of protein, lots of flavor.

I'm not a fan of chest hair but even I recognize the glory that is Sean Connery.

I'm just infinitely sad that I was at the fair with Ellen Page and I didn't get to tell her she's fucking amazing.

Oh my god yes. There’s a lady that comes in to my workplace regularly. (I work in a copy center.) She always tells me it’s going to be a simple job this time, so I don’t need to worry. She then proceeds to list off the 20 or so steps necessary to do her job. Pretty much always finishes up with something along the…