"Even a weighted companion cube would make a better costume than you. But then again, someone would probably just come along and throw it into a furnace...

"I'm amazed that the alloy in my exoskeleton is capable of supporting your extensive...mass... I'm not saying you're fat. You are fat. "

This was a triumph. I am making a note here: Huge Success!

"People have started cosplaying me. Have you heard? Nobody wants to cosplay you. They couldn't find any costumes to make them fat enough. Why would someone want to cosplay someone who would only turn on them, when they're only trying to help you?"

As much as I love me some Jon Stewart, I will miss Oliver's sexxy Carlos Danger dance.

Makes ya wanna just kick back and enjoy some popcorn, doesn't it?

"The next season of True Blood will be its last"

"Call Me, Call Me" is one of my favorite songs from the series. Good episode.

This is fabulous and I wish it would catch on nationwide.

This is very exciting and can do a lot of good. I'm so happy I can dance.

I don't know Day[9] and DJWheat are pretty good.

Posers better STEP OFF

Cute! His nose reminds me of this guy, a neighhbourhood stray who followed me one day:

He found John Connor about two hours later. The future is lost.

Evo did it first. #Kappa

Damn.

My cat is handsome. Your cat is George bloody Clooney.

It's all fun and games until the horse heads get physical.

TUT. Another unrealistic standard. How is my cat supposed to feel when he looks at that? No wonder he wont eat his food (if the bowl is not freshly filled) and barfs up grass and bugs everywhere. He has an eating disorder!