A cross between a house cat and a teddy bear? Where do I sign up?

You had a much calmer reaction than I.

NO SQUEE.

It's fluffy, but that much violence in a cute animal is doubly deadly. Like polar bears, or this gerbil(?). (Mouse? Hamster? THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. It feels vaguely racist saying that, even about a rodent.)

Goddamnit Futurama, not again!

I will never watch the "Jurassic Bark" episode again. I saw it once and that was enough. As soon as I see it, I change the channel or turn the TV off. I love dogs. I own dogs [or they own me, whatever] and I generally prefer their company to most people. The day my first dog died I cried like a baby and, though a…

Yo, hamster, Imma let you finish, but Teddy has the best corn-eating video OF ALL TIME.

OH. MY GOD.

Not even umbrellas or the covered part of my yard work for my guy. He will literally hold it for 18 hours if it's raining before I leave for work. And on the rare occasion I do get him outside, he spends half his time wiping his face with his paws while walking, which is both sad and ridiculously adorable.

If you met my chihuahua on the street, you might think he was evil (well, only if you got too close and tried to pet him). But if you came over and met him in my apartment, you'd fall in love instantly. He has his 2 personas. I think he puts on his "stay the eff away from me" pants when we go outside because he is…

This is so adorable I just died. I'm a ghost now.

My favorite of the pictures you left out. Wallpaper worthy IMO

This picture makes this guy look like he has no eyes. *shudder*

I used this yesterday with someone else. I hope it helps.

The rape case "definitely played a role in causing us to think, 'Who do we need to focus upon?' " Ihlenfeld said.

You know when you simultaneously feel like smashing something and also showering, because you feel so pissed off and disgusted. I feel like that in reaction to this article.