Yeah, last family New Years eve dinner someone brilliantly brought up Steubenville and the "not real rape" comments starting piling up and I remembered I try and forget the shit I've heard coming out of family I otherwise admired mouths for a reason. It's such a fucking letdown to hear them say stuff like that. I left…

GIVE ME ALL THE TINY COACH BAGS NAOW!!
*oops caps*

I round the bassinet just in time to watch as my precious baby blew a giant balloon of shit - we are talking tennis ball sized - and it then slowly deflated onto itself.

Those teensy purses are fucking adorable. I want to line them up on my mirror tray and just enjoy looking at them.

New link here..

Does your dental hygienist know who the current Governor of Texas is?

I would have killed my dentist with a tiny drill if they said that in front of me.

Stephen Colbert is a national fucking treasure. I'm laughing so hard at my desk right now.

I have to respectfully disagree there.

The imagery for the space outlaw and space king's daughter reminded me a lot of Utena.

The title is ironic, Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people?

I guess that is interesting, although without knowing Sarah Haskins was involved, I don't know that I'd be on board. Target:Women was hilarious, but I wish it had continued. I hope this show is as funny.

Oh, my, gaawd I have not heard her name in forever! I love her!

I think that's ok, to hate babies - I don't love them either - but if someone you loved was pregnant, it would be out of line for your (or my) baby-hating self to make this person feel like shit. Having a family is a very joyous thing for so many people - just because it's not our thing doesn't mean we have free reign…

I'm a mother and I make the parasite joke.

Is that blood?

This is Dog Fort. They've begun their attack. We need the team now more than ever.