I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Note that “obstruction of breathing” is legal in NYC if you see someone selling a cigarette.

Fucking scumbags. I’m so goddamn tired of putting athletics before basic human decency. Fuck it right? This douche can make some baskets or run fast and score some touchdowns so if he hits or rapes women, it’s swept under the rug.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

The general public: “Holy shit, Penn State had some insane and insensitive thing to say after years of sexual assault being covered up by the adults in charge in a craven attempt to protect the athletics department.”

Yeah, it was the same thing with my kids’ daycare.

Heavy wings stroke the fetid ground

“We strong. We strong.” Not only is he a rapist, he’s dumb as fuck, too.

He’s a rapist. He will always be a rapist. He will never be more than a rapist. And now he’s telling girls to be quiet so they’re easier to rape. I will never go to a Bucs game, or buy anything Bucs sponsored or branded so long as he is on the team, because I don’t support rapists.

It’s been years...YEARS since this was relevant but i feel like I’ve never been more motivated.

“WHO LIKES CRAB LEGS?”

To be fair, “polite, silent, gentle” is a much nicer way of saying “don’t tell the cops no matter what”

So instead of possibly embarrassing one male student, he said something that made all the female students feel “less than?”

Yeah but right now it’s just her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word,…

You know what my mission statement is? My mission statement is: I’m trying very hard right now not to kill every single one of you motherfuckers who want to talk about the company mission statement.

“He looked very sweaty and red and very just aggravated”

I say this as a gay dude, ‘do not want’.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

I think the Venn Diagram of “Joe Jonas fans” and “NBA fans” is two circles, one each on opposing sides of a piece of paper.

“Some of the notes were flatter than the earth” -kyrie