Cleveland, you have some unvaccinated kids coming your way.

I feel like I’ve been reading this article for the past 3 years.

Don’t try to pit those sacks on anybody but the o-line and the front office. the front office willfully put an absolutely horrendous team on the field this season. Its no secret that they didn’t even try to field a competitive team. Which, cool, you want good draft picks. But you’re also putting player’s/qb’s careers…

To be fair, a number of those sacks today were a result of either 1. Kessler making reads at a Weeden-esque speed, 2. our receivers inability to get open (looking at you Corey Coleman), 3. Josh McCown doing McCown things and thinking he’s 25 dancing around the pocket, or likely, a strong mix of the three.

Trump RN

Always appreciated him as a good man ever since this conference;

There Will Be Blood

This TBS postgame show is awful television.

Pepperidge Farm for their cookies

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

I’m pretty sure I have “Mulatto Cock” on my Amazon Wishlist.

Because nobody wants to see this:

Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

To paraphrase a tweet I once saw, “Are we sure Curt Schilling was actually good at pitching? Maybe baseballs were just trying to get away from his awful opinions.”

The same one.

The same song.

This song was perfect in 1993 and it’s perfect in 2016. I was in hs when in came out and I remember feeling the burn to my exes back then. In 2016 it has a place in my permanent iTunes Playlist. Because as in 1994 it’s still fucking true in 2016. 22 years ago and today I would (or have?) fucking rocked your world.