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Eh, each generation thinks they invented everything.

Wait, are you kidding me? You play Earth Wind and Fire but NOT September, even though YESTERDAY WAS THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?!

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it is ok. Both of you can equally be annoying as fuck at this point. No need to fight over it.

I thought a Trump Supporter was the thing you wore if you had a prolapsed anus.

After Cam Newton’s auction, Reggie Bush’s condo/Hummer, Miami’s prostitutes, and Jerry Sandusky, Ohio State players getting free tattoos feels quaint.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

+1 THBBFT!

Actually, that is Bill the Cat’s home state.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

Well, Indians benefitting from a misapplication of the rules almost makes up for the numerous violations of the Fort Laramie Treaty.

Seems more appropriate for Toronto.

To be fair, there’s every possibility that he was simply fired because he sucks.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

The tailgate began with me witnessing men shirtless eating hot dogs off of each other’s stomachs as some sort of test of masculinity.

Every year a friend of mine throws a huge summer BBQ bash. His sister-in-law is a Jets fan and world-class alcoholic. If she hears anyone even mention anything having to do with football she immediately leaps onto the nearest table or chair and screams that “j-e-t-s” chant. Last summer she fell right in the middle of…

The Bills are the Kenny Chesney of NFL franchises.

At this point, the only reason I love Buffalo is the ease of having a Wegmans within 5 miles of anywhere.

I have never been more let down by a franchise I never gave a shit about as much as i have with the Buffalo Bills.