Forget body cams. Cops needed to be kitted out with that Terminator technology from Skynet that shows us what in the hot-buttered-hell they’re seeing. Because I truly want to know. What went through their heads that made them cuff a black girl when they were looking for a middle aged white woman?

I’m sitting here in Syracuse not waiting for the first big snow storm. They can keep it.

Welp, drag me. I feel like we knew Luther was gay but I never thought about why he never came out publicly. It was because of us.

Damn

Damn

Can’t wait to see this 30X30 on ESPN.

Can’t wait to see this 30X30 on ESPN.

My (five cheese) mac&cheese? It’s served at MY house. Come by if you want some cause I’m not bringing it to your holiday celebration.

My (five cheese) mac&cheese? It’s served at MY house. Come by if you want some cause I’m not bringing it to your holiday celebration.

I just think it’s cute how you think I need reasons to be petty, but go ahead and go off.

See, but that would require them to pay attention to something that doesn’t negatively affect them or people like them.

See, but that would require them to pay attention to something that doesn’t negatively affect them or people like them.

Amazing...

Clearly you don’t know nothin’ bout this right here.

Is today Bigot Teacher Day on The Root? I don’t see it on my calendar. How do we normally observe this day?

I have lost small decorative combs and bobby pins in my hair.

Right? Get your life.

Don’t stan for politicians. Not nary a one of them. If you do, you’ll get your feelings hurt. That having been said, I feel like we knew this already? Like there was an article out about this way before the election.

Why he look like he got extra teeth tho?

Not crazy about Jack Honey but I’ll be silently judging on my porch with my bourbon glass.