Ways to get out of “the greys”: Ranked.

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I understand they almost got the Bills. Just let that sit with you for a moment.

Who will be first to kill a clown this fall? (It’s happening this fall. Trust)

At this point I would be happy if others would at least acknowledge that I am an asshole, since I’ve known it for years. It means nothing without the recognition.

Mike Tirico was supposed to do this but ESPN said “no”.

No worries. They will correct their course for the next debate and target Brock Holt instead.

Johnson doesn’t even have the energy to be mad about it. He just shrugs it off like the sub in this kinky relationship with the NFL (the Universe?).

Note to ESPN:

See also: Jimmy Carter

As and Indians fan, I immediately thought of this. And then I thought about how much this hurts for a variety of reasons already mentioned here.

If you look closely at the people being crushed in the stampede, you will find that Art Briles is the real victim here.

So my work here is done.

I don’t imagine that is a word used often in conversation by people who are not completely full of shit.

Hey, you leave Ohio out of this. All the shitty people in Ohio came from West Virginia and Kentucky.

Apparently the happiest song according to Science - Good Magazine

Laugh all you like. Most Seahawks fans are going straight to hell.

I could blame the loss of the game on the ref (if I ignored Cleveland’s complete lack of offense in the second half). But I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have been called for that bullshit penalty if they weren’t being the Browns at the time.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

I watch TV/movies. I don’t watch Girls. And yet, unfortunately, I know who she is. I envy him.