We all learned an important lesson here today: If it turns out the hooker has a penis - you pay her anyway and nobody gets hurt.

Please be a transgender hooker

As a former Buckeye who has frequently visited Florida and currently lives in upstate New York ...I choose San Diego.

You said "swallow".

I WANT to look away...I DO.

You asshole. I will be really mad at you when I'm done laugh/crying.

IO!!!

The gentleman are merely stating a fact re: the word "no" and its actual meaning. They are also showing teamwork by chanting together. And this is possible proof that they attended English classes. These are exemplary student athletes.

Well you know it's all gone wrong when you can't get up cause somebody bigger and stronger is holding you down. Jameis finally figured that shit out today.

I see what you did there...

Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

Playoffs be damned. Alabama and OSU can go home now. This is all I need.

Poor bastard. He's not even the crazy Harbaugh.

Well, I certainly feel better about it now.

I don't even know why you're bringing this up. The man surrendered ALL of his guns including his AK47. Hasn't he suffered enough?

• MASTURBATING @ HOME W/A SPATULA & WINE BOTTLE OPENER—STRANGULATED PENIS FOR 4 DAYS BEFORE SEEKING HELP

I'm sure if it was NASCAR or Hockey...

"Cocaine use prior to insertion" is the only thing that made sense on this list.

You're right. She's the luckiest girl in the world.